“Recession Indicators According to My Russian Blue” - published in Points in Case on October 25, 2025

“Mega Shark Proposed Opening Up His Marriage to Giant Octopus for Valentine’s Day” - published in Robot Butt on February 14, 2025

“I’m Maid of Honor, not Made of Money” - published in Little Old Lady Comedy in December 2024

“An Open Letter to the “Weirdly Hot” Santa from the Target Commercials” - published in The Belladonna Comedy in December 2024

“The Trauma Plot Quarterly is Now Open for Submissions” - published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency in September 2022

“To The White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls” - Published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency in August 2022

“I’m Not at Power Yoga Class for the Physical Challenge. I Have That At Home With Four Kids” - Published in The Belladonna Comedy in February 2023

“How to Run Your Marathon With the Same Energy You Bring to Therapy” - Published in The Belladonna Comedy in November 2022

“I’m Your Irritable Bowel Syndrome and I am Signing Us Up for Couple’s Therapy” - Published in The Belladonna Comedy in September 2022

“Who are the Barbies?” - Published in WxW Journal in July 2023

“How to Know If You Should Get Cosmetic Surgery” - Published in WxW Journal in March 2023