Recession Indicators According to My Russian Blue - published in Points in Case on October 25, 2025

Mega Shark Proposed Opening Up His Marriage to Giant Octopus for Valentine’s Day - published in Robot Butt on February 14, 2025

An Open Letter to the “Weirdly Hot” Santa from the Target Commercials - published in The Belladonna Comedy in December 2024

The Trauma Plot Quarterly is Now Open for Submissions - published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency in September 2022

To The White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls - Published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency in August 2022

I’m Not at Power Yoga Class for the Physical Challenge. I Have That At Home With Four Kids - Published in The Belladonna Comedy in February 2023

How to Run Your Marathon With the Same Energy You Bring to Therapy - Published in The Belladonna Comedy in November 2022

I’m Your Irritable Bowel Syndrome and I am Signing Us Up for Couple’s Therapy - Published in The Belladonna Comedy in September 2022