GRWM for Date Night during the Apocalypse!, The Belladonna Comedy, February 2025

Recession Indicators According to My Russian Blue, Points in Case, October 2025

Mega Shark Proposes Opening Up His Marriage to Giant Octopus for Valentine’s Day, Robot Butt on, February 2025

An Open Letter to the “Weirdly Hot” Santa from the Target Commercials, The Belladonna Comedy, December 2024

The Trauma Plot Quarterly is Now Open for Submissions, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, September 2022

To The White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, August 2022

I’m Not at Power Yoga Class for the Physical Challenge. I Have That At Home With Four Kids, The Belladonna Comedy, February 2023

How to Run Your Marathon With the Same Energy You Bring to Therapy, The Belladonna Comedy, November 2022

I’m Your Irritable Bowel Syndrome and I am Signing Us Up for Couple’s Therapy, The Belladonna Comedy, September 2022